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Before we can add you to our list, you must confirm that your email address is real. This helps stop those elusive spam-bots and other weird things you don’t fully understand.

You will be getting a confirmation email from us any second now asking you to simply click a link to confirm your email address. Click that as soon as you get it and you’ll be all set.

Once you click the link in the confirmation email, our emailing specialist (Rita La Gatita) will add you to our list.

It’s not a difficult job, but someone has to do it, and it makes Rita feel special. Plus she’s just a kitten — and just between us — she’s really bad at answering the phone.

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